“The Forsaken” Starring Kerr Smith, Brendan Fehr and Izabella Miko
Directed by J.S. Cardone
Oh J.S. Cardone! Why have you Forsaken ME?!!
By Michele Dillon
Anyone heard of this director? Yeah…didn’t think so…that’s because whenever this movie first came out, I am pretty sure that someone hunted him down and then killed him for making such a god-awful movie. Ok, so it’s a vampire movie…no no…don’t get too excited…it wasn’t that kind of vampire movie. It was a HORRIBLE inconceivable vampire movie! It was about vampires who go around, just for fun, at night and punching holes in people’s stomachs and not just sucking their blood…eating their flesh and being completely disgusting about it too! I mean, they didn’t even use forks!! And on top of that, I’m pretty sure this was supposed to be the twist in the movie or something, if you get bitten by a vampire and they don’t, you know…kill you and eat you, then you will turn into one too BUT this guy figured out if you take a bunch of prescription pills together then it delays the transformation for up to a year. He uses that time to track down the vampire that bit him because supposedly if you kill the original vampire then the virus is lifted…like that makes any sense at all! What’s even worse is that this movie was just made in 2001…only 9 years ago! It wasn’t even an early 90’s movie where you could still experiment with pieces of junk movies like this…OK, that’s IT! No more disgusting movies! I’m putting my foot down!
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