59th Worst Movie: Gray Matters

“Gray Matters” Starring Heather Graham, Bridget Moynahan and Tom Cavanagh
Directed by Sue Kramer

Gay Matters
By Michele Dillon

Predictable: the one word that can describe this movie in a nutshell. I was able to predict almost every scene in this movie. There was actually one part where 20 minutes before it happened, I turned to my fiancé and said, just watch this is going to happen and then when it came to the scene I thought it was going to occur, I was able to pinpoint the exact moment that it was going to take place. It was so uncanny, he swore that I had already watched the movie, but I hadn’t, I would have remembered such a horrible movie. If I ever make movies (in my dreams), that would be the one thing that I would absolutely hate for someone to say about my movie because if the movie is predictable, then what is the point of watching it?

So anyway, if you would like to hear what the movie is actually about, no my headline was not making fun of gays, the movie is actually about Heather Graham and how she takes her brother’s soon to be wife out for her bachelorette party and they get so drunk that they accidentally kiss…hey it happens, but for Graham, she realizes that she is gay….yup. So the rest of the movie is basically about her being in love with her brothers now wife and how she is trying to deny that she is gay.

Not only did the movie have a bad plot and bad acting, it was just filmed very weird. It was all fuzzy like it was filmed on a home video camera, which hey, it might have been. I am also pretty sick of Graham making movies; I would say that she and Scarlet Johannsen are right up there on the list of the WORST actresses in the world. They are absolutely horrible; I have never seen them do a good job in a movie they have been in. I used to make jokes with my sister that kind of like her character in Bowfinger; she probably sleeps with people just to get roles. I would not completely rule it out.

So that is really all the time I will waste on this one…