57th Worst Movie: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

“I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” Starring Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Brandy Norwood and Freddie Prinze Jr.
Directed by Danny Cannon

I Really Really Still Know What You Did 5 Summers Ago
By Michele Dillon

“What do you want from me? Come on! Come and get me!” Those are the famous lines that are spoken in this movie by Love-Hewitt. And coincidentally (ahem, not), she also speaks those same words in the original I Know What You Did Last Summer. She is trying to antagonize the “slicker wearing killer” (aka: swk) to just get it over with and kill her or leave her alone. Anticipation, it is something that can make anyone rather be killed with a fish hook in the eye socket…

Now this is very serious business. It is very important to find out who this "swk" is. Is it the guy they thought they killed? But how is that possible? Is he invincible or what? Don’t be mistaken that this movie is supposed to be some kind of comedy because it is NOT funny, it is very serious (OK, maybe it’s a little funny).

I will say one thing about Jennifer’s dire situation however; she sure does know how to not button her shirt the whole way so her boobs are popping out while she is running around getting the crap scared out of her. I think it is pretty hilarious how directors/screen writers think that they have to put boobs somewhere in a horror movie. OK, fine, if that is the only way you think people are going to watch the movie, at least place it in the movie where it is going to make sense. Right before Jennifer has on her “half shirt”, she was wearing a bathing suit, if they wanted to have her shirt off; they could have just kept her in her bathing suit….but I guess that’s too logical though.

As far as horror movies go, you should know my stance, there really isn’t much to say about them. There are only a few horror movies out there that are deserving of having been made and the rest of them should just get canned for eternity, this being one of them.