60th Worst Movie: Stay Alive

“Stay Alive” Starring Jon Foster, Samaire Armstrong and Frankie Muniz
Directed by William Brent Bell

I Stayed Alive
By Michele Dillon

So because of the fact that I have not described what a movie is actually about in a long time in one of my reviews, I will start again in this one. The premise of the movie is that there is a video game called “Stay Alive” and once you play it and die in the game, then you die the same way in real life as you did in the game. That is about all the time I will waste on what the movie is about.

Now, I am probably being biased since I am half in love with Jon Foster (the other half of my love goes to my fiancé, Josh, OK its probably more like 40/60) but this movie wasn’t all that bad. I would have to say the worst part of the whole movie was that they gave all the cussing lines to Frankie Muniz and if you have ever seen Malcolm in the Middle, it would sound like the weirdest thing in the world to hear Malcolm cuss. The rest of the bad of the movie is (and yes, I know that fragment does not make sense, Microsoft Word alerted me of that) that the script isn’t the greatest, I guess that is directly correlated to the cussing but I actually cannot think of anything else that would warrant this movie being on the list. I think I could replace it with about 10 other movies that are a lot worse than this one. I am not going to veto it off the list however because I am neutral about it, so I do not feel strongly enough to use my well deserved and amazingly thought out vetoes.

The End

P.S. I love Jon Foster