62nd Worst Movie: Undiscovered

“Undiscovered” Starring Steven Strait, Shannyn Sossamon and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Directed by Meiert Avis

I Discovered Boredom
By Michele Dillon

Hey look, Shannyn Sossamon is on another movie on the Worst list…I wonder if I should find the addresses of these repeat offenders and send them a letter that they need to pick their movies a little better…not that they would listen anyway. I am pretty sure that these actors know that they are picking a bad movie but they think they are doing the movie world some kind of justice by making independent films. Independent films are great, but only when they actually have a good storyline and good actors, just making a film because it is low budget and has a no name director does not mean that this is going to be the next breakout film at Sundance.

So this movie was basically about a guy who wants to be a singer/musician (but really he is a wannabe writer which you don’t even get that until the very end of the movie) and he meets this girl who he really likes but ends up moving to LA to get “made”. But magically the girl decides she wants to be an actress so she ends up moving to LA too. So really the story is just a love story that is a wanna be rock star story which really is neither because the movie lacks any kind of interesting plot, high-quality acting or a script that follows any kind of chronological order.

I wish this movie had never been discovered that way it never would have been put on this stinking list and then I would never have had to watch it…but I think the fact that the title of the movie is called “Undiscovered” someone would have picked it up just to see if it was really worth discovering and then that person probably burned their eyeballs out and accidentally forgot that he did not want anyone else to have to suffer through the pain that he had too so he dropped the movie on the sidewalk and then someone else picks it up and it goes on and on like that until finally everyone knows that this movie is one of the worst movies in the world but it doesn’t even matter anymore because we don’t have eyeballs…