"Elektra" Starring Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic and Kristen Prout
Directed by Rob Bowman
"Elektra"cuted
By Michele Dillon
I just can't get over how amazing my review titles are. They just keep getting cleverer and cleverer. Is cleverer a word? Anyway, I actually have seen this movie numerous times and I fail to see what is so deathly wrong with it. Sure, the script is cheesy if not barfarific (I'm pretty sure THAT is a word). And sure the acting is probably the worst I have ever seen Jennifer Garner do. Sure, it is really weird to see a crow fly out of someone's chest tattoo, but that means nothing! This movie is awesome! Ok, maybe not awesome...probably the only thing that is awesome actually is Garner's abs, but still. It has a lot going for it. Lets list them:
1.) Jennifer Garner
2.) Jennifer Garner's Abs
3.) Jennifer Garner in skimpy clothing (because even a girl can appreciate it)
4.) Jennifer Garner kicking butt and last and probably the most important thing
5.) Jennifer Garner
So now that I have summed this up for you, it is VERY clear that this movie should not be anywhere on this Worst Movie list and it is just propestperous (spell check) to say otherwise. In fact, it should be on the Top 100 Best Movies...yeah I said it.
(Side note: for those of you who do not know me that well and can not recognize my humor, the above review was basically all sarcasm.)
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