Stay Tuned For: I Dreamed of Africa

Starring Kim Bassinger and Daniel Craig

Can I review this movie without watching it?.....Please?

Let's make a list of the movies that Kim Bassinger has been in and see if they were any good, just for an idea:

Batman: Yes it was good but that is only because Batman himself is a badass, and obviously she didn't bring much to the film since they didn't want her in the second one.

8 Mile: Uh....I'm going to have to say no...do I need to explain?

Cellular: Soundtrack=Good, Movie=What is that word again? It means the opposite of good...ryhmes with sad, mad...man, why can't I think of it...oh yeah, bad

The Sentinel: Even Keifer Sutherland let me down in this one...

While She Was Out: You may have not even heard of this one, that is because it came straight to DVD. You may ask me why I watched it when I obviously don't like Kim Bassinger. The answer is: I don't value my life as much as I thought I did

Actual review of this movie will be up by Thursday at latest, my obituary will be in the newspaper on Friday at earliest...