“See No Evil” Starring Kane, Christina Vidal and Michael J. Pagan
Directed by Gregory Dark
See No Good
By Michele Dillon
There are so many bad horror movies out there that I am pretty sure they could have created the 100 Worst Movie list solely with just this genre. Let me start out by saying first that Kane is one ugly dude. I know they probably made him look a lot uglier than he his, but I don’t think you can make someone look THAT ugly if they didn’t start off with some raw material. Ok, now straight from insulting the actors too…insulting the actors…their acting that is. I think that the movie industry has got it all wrong. A horror movie is going to have a bad script and it’s going to have a bad plot so to balance it all out, they should hire amazing actors. Now I’m obviously not saying amazing AND famous actors, otherwise they would not sign on for the role. But I’m sure you can find some nobodies out there who are just dying to release their acting chops by screaming their heads off!
The movie was about a crazy ugly dude, Kane, who runs (or I guess more appropriately, “stalks”) around killing people and then ripping their eyes out. It’s really kind of pointless and it’s not all that scary either. You are just waiting the entire movie for him to either die or just kill everyone, whichever one will make the movie end faster. Fortunately, one of those two things did happen, but just in case you actually feel like watching a movie that will bore the hell out of you, I won’t reveal which one it is.
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