96th Worst Movie: Say It Isn't So

"Say It Isn't So" Starring Heather Graham, Chris Klein and Sally Fields
Directed by J.B. Rogers

"It Isn't So"
By Michele Dillon

Why? Why did I come up with this horrid idea? I thought I watched a lot of bad movies, but there is all these movies out there that I didn't even know about! I may be jumping the gun here by saying this movie should be the #1 Worst Movie, but I will do it, in fact, I already have, I have jumped. There was not ONE thing I liked about this movie. Chris Klein's voice is probably one of the most annoying ones out there and yet this movie has him doing voice over. On top of that, they made him the main character when he can't even be very good at a supporting role and Graham is supposed to be the most beautiful girl anyone has ever seen, which is equivalent to us having to believe that Nikki Reed is supposed to be the most beautiful person in the world (for those of you Twlight readers/movie goers, you know what I am talking about). The premise of the story is that they fall in love and are about to get married but then Klein finds out that she is his sister. So she moves away and doesn't want to see him again. Only around 18 months later does he find out that she actually ISN'T his sister so then he treks all the way from Indiana to Oregon to try and find her again to convince her that he is not her brother and they can get married. If the actual storyline isn't sick enough for you, the part where Klein gets his hand stuck in a cow's rear end will be or the part where he takes pubic hair from a garbage can and uses it to fashion a beard so he can disguise himself will. Not even good old Sally Fields could overshadow anyone in this film. I just can't fathom being an actor, having picked up this script, read it, and thought it to be good enough to try out for. But yet again, Chris Klein and Heather Graham really don't have any other options do they?